Hilarious History of Qin and Han Dynasties

Traveling back to the end of the Warring States Period, I couldn't defeat the Qin Emperor Yingzheng. Confucianism, Mohism, Taoism, and Legalism were not chosen, so why did I choose Yang Zhu. Confucius said: "If a man does not serve himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth." My father thought of this slogan, how about running for your throne? Qin Shihuang: "..." It looks so ugly, I'm not dead yet. Chunhua: "Master, Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing came to you to seek justice. They said that for their sons and grandsons, Emperor Wu charged them high tolls." Ying Zicheng: "Does this nonsense belong to us?" Chunhua: "Master, the United Nations of the Xia Dynasties that you established is to handle various disputes." Ying Zicheng: "Okay, gather the team, let's go fight that kid from Emperor Wu!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.