Send Me Money! Qin Shi Huang Wasn't Lying

One day, Qin Mu received a text message from Qin Shi Huang, the First Emperor of the Ages. It read:

"Descendant, I am Qin Shi Huang. I did not actually die. I merely entered a life-and-death seclusion to comprehend the realm of life and death!

Now I am on the verge of emerging from seclusion. All you have to do is send me two thousand yuan, and I can revive my million-strong army and return to this world! As payment, I will teach you the supreme Daoist arts, appoint you Grand Preceptor of Great Qin, and entrust you with the supreme fate of our empire!"

So Qin Mu sent two thousand yuan to the account provided...

The next day, Qin Mu woke up. In a daze, he remembered that he seemed to have gotten completely wasted last night and, in what must have been a pretty ** state, sent two thousand yuan to "Qin Shi Huang"!

That money was definitely flushed down the *!

But as Qin Mu pushed open the window, he saw a million Qin soldiers descend from the sky, shouting in unison, "We welcome the Grand Preceptor of Great Qin!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.