Urban: I'm Proud to Be Straight

"I want that LV bag. It's only 600,000. Go swipe your card."

"I want that 4-million sea-view house as our marital home. Put it in my name!"

"I also want a Maserati sports car, the green one. You can put it in your name!"

"Oh, and I've got my eye on a 2-million gemstone necklace. I want that too."

Chen Fan activates his Celestial Eye, taking in the haughty woman preening before him.

"Sorry, I don't want to marry a toy for some old Black guy!"

"You want a house and a car? Ha! You can go screw yourself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.