Oh No! Someone's Showing Off

Chen Sanlang obtains a bizarre show-off System. He thinks he'll become rich and reach the pinnacle of life.

He does become rich, but ends up living an utterly frustrating life of showing off.

"Ding! An old man dares to show off in front of the Host!"

"Please prove who the true king of square dancing is with your seductive moves!"

"Ding! An ignorant brat dares to show off in front of the Host, challenging him to see who can pee farther."

"Host, show them your power! Let them see what a truly peerless man is! Pee three yards into the wind!"

Chen Sanlang: "Oh no! Someone's showing off! Run!"

"Ding! The System has detected the scent of showing off..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.