My Fruits Have Mutated

Can't handle a pair of A's!?

Then playing a pair of AA's is cheating. That's just being a sore loser!

Don't worry.

Try a mutated papaya.

Then turn your pair of AA's into a pair of A's!

Your back aches and your muscles feel weak every night?

Don't worry.

Try a mutated banana.

Make your man's problem no problem at all!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.