The Zombie King of the Apocalypse

The apocalypse is coming and the system is activated. When others are starving, I'm eating hot pot. While others were being chased and bitten by zombies, I was fishing for zombies. While others were forming cliques, I was choosing songs. The war song starts, and the zombies listen to my orders. The war dance started, and the zombies fainted. Add some more garlic flavored toilet water, and the zombies will run for their lives. I am the king of zombies, the overlord of the new world. It's a little funny, a little bit silly, it's a post-apocalyptic system, but it's informative. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.