Showbiz: I'm Really Not a Jerk!

Jiang Bei, unable to pay his rent, unexpectedly obtains the Scumbag System.

"Ding-dong! Host has opened the beginner's gift pack. You receive a foreign hit song: 'Two Tigers.'"

As soon as the song is released, Jiang Bei becomes an idol to little kids.

"Ding-dong!"

"The System has issued a mission. Host must become Yang Mi's boyfriend. Reward: 500 Scumbag Experience Points."

"Mission failure will leave Host impotent forever."

Jiang Bei looks at the mission issued by the System with a bitter expression and sighs, "I really don't want to become a scumbag!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.