Journey to the West: Pay to Win and Have a Blast

Shi Hao was accidentally possessed by a pay-to-win System and sent back to Journey to the West!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: "Pagoda, damn it!"

Shi Hao: "You think I'm damn it? Just you wait. Let me top up and draw a prize first. I'll blow your piece of junk to smithereens!"

Taishang Laojun: "You little punk, stay in the furnace and enjoy my new technique: hanging-pot barbecue!"

Shi Hao: "Holy crap, I'm gonna die! System, I want to top up and draw a prize! I'll make that old geezer try a taste of hanging-pot barbecue too!"

Tathagata: "Young man, you look handsome and distinguished, surely a dragon among men! Come over here and let's play rock, paper, scissors."

Shi Hao: "Hey, you old bald cheat, think you can fool me? You want to trap me under Five Finger Mountain, right? I'll chop off those pig trotters of yours!"

"System notification: Your balance is insufficient. Please top up as soon as possible."

"Uh... Run!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.