Showbiz: Starting with a Dose of Toxic Chicken Soup

Song Chen transmigrates into a world with no sense of humor from the start.

Heartwarming life advice fills every TV and radio program.

As a seasoned joke-teller, how could he possibly put up with such a dull, dreary world?

With the help of the God-Tier Fan System, Song Chen launches into his brutally honest life advice mode.

"Host, my boyfriend says he and his childhood friend are just platonic friends!"

"As long as they're both ugly, everyone under heaven is a brother! To prove they're just friends, tell them to go swear brotherhood in front of the Second Master!"

"Host, I've held onto my dream for ten years, but now that I'm thirty, I still haven't accomplished anything."

"Before thirty, you worked hard but had a rough time. After thirty, you'll get used to it! Life has no ups and downs at all. It's always just down, down, down, down. So sometimes, unless you make an effort, you don't know what despair really feels like!"

"Host, I'm a homebody and I'm fat, so I've never been able to find..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.