I Am a Planner at Ark

Welcome to our game. Huh? Wait, players, what are you doing? How do you always find loopholes! Damn it! You are finished, I am going to start patching! Oh damn, why did you find a bug again and go get a programmer to sacrifice it? Player: What a damn plan, this game is unplayable! I want to quit the game! Eh? Does that cute new guy want to join our guild? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.