King of the Asura Oligive System

The sun blazes overhead, and lightning strikes from a clear sky. I wake up with an all-purpose System. Am I about to defy heaven? I'll use the System to pick up girls and show off. I'm going to be the ultimate loser. Drunk, I recline on beauties' laps and spend millions like water. If you dare mess with me, I'll kick you with one punch. Actually, I don't want this all-purpose System, but what can I do? I'm just too handsome.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.