The System Wants Me to Be a Scumbag

Class teacher: "Are you skipping school again to work part-time?" Me: "Buy a Ferrari, it will be more convenient for school!" Class belle: "She confessed her love to me in class!" Class teacher: "What do you think of me?" I shook my head: "The class beauty likes me, the class teacher seduced me, but it's a pity that I'm a scumbag!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.