My Ability Is to Be Someone’s Grandson

Anyone I kneel before and call Grandpa,

no matter who they are,

no matter what they're doing,

no matter the situation,

even if they're clinging to a cliff,

even if they're sitting on the toilet,

even if they're embracing their lover,

will be unable to stop themselves from throwing ten thousand yuan at my face!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.