I Have a Mere Billion Dollars

At a press conference, Lu Yuan said with a serious expression, "I don't actually have much money, just a little bit."

Reporter below the stage: "By 'a little bit,' Mr. Lu probably means a billion little bits."

Onlookers: "The difference between us and the rich is just a billion! Little bits!"

System: Congratulations, Master, you've received a "Billion Little Bits Gift Pack," "Billion Little Bits in Earnings," "Billion Little Bits in Rebates," and "Billion Little Bits of Luck"!

A little bit: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.