Naruto: I Really Have an Immortality System

In Konoha Year 48, when a young man in Yugakure, in the Land of Rivers, woke up, the world's greatest BOSS had arrived!

Surrounded by a group of attacking ninjas, Hidan grinned and sighed with feeling.

"I've got a Super Immortality System. Why won't any of you believe me?"

The next moment, countless ninjutsu attacks came hurtling at him as if they cost nothing. Every time they killed one "him," thousands upon thousands more stood back up!

Madara: "He's the end of the ninja world. We have to make him dance!"

Kaguya: "He's the finest man alive. I want to marry him!"

Hidan: "I just love how you can't stand me, but can't take me down either..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.