My Girlfriend Is in a Vegetative State

As a veteran web-novel reader, Shen Nong was ready to face any bizarre world before he transmigrated.

Ghosts, zombies, none of it mattered.

But he never expected that after transmigrating, there would be no zombie virus. Instead, there were strange plants and fungal viruses that could infect people and turn them into special beings with plant or fungal traits.

The childhood friend of his predecessor disappeared for ten years, then returned as a "plant person" with grass growing on her head.

Chopping off her head is no big deal, as long as you don't uproot her.

The wildfire never burns it all away; the spring breeze brings it back to life.

Her body can even twist into all sorts of shapes, and fit right in one hand.

Grass!

He really had "grabbed a blade of grass"!

The most troublesome part was that she wanted to sleep with Shen Nong.

He didn't want grass growing on his head!

System, help me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.