Spiritual Qi Revival: I Have an Orphanage

"My eldest daughter is surnamed Wu. She became a Human Emperor five years ago, and now she's the richest woman in the Celestial Empire!!"

"My eldest son is surnamed Zhu. He became an Imperial Lord ten years ago, and now he's the head of the Celestial Empire's military, commander of all three armies!!!"

"My second son is surnamed Li. He also reached the Imperial Lord realm eight years ago. Five years ago, he single-handedly slew more than a dozen Emperor-level spirit beasts, making them howl and wail for their mothers. He protected the Celestial Empire's five years of prosperity and kept us safe from spirit beast invasions!!!"

Su Fan pointed at the TV, holding his wine glass with a proud look. "These thirty-five children of mine are all more accomplished than the last. Am I proud? Do I go around bragging about it? I..."

"Ughhh!" Unable to hold back his frustration or the churning in his stomach, Su Fan threw up all over the floor.

"Good grief, Old Fan! If you'd bought more lamb skewers and eaten more, you wouldn't be this drunk!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.