I, the One Who Makes the Whole World Cry!

Going home for the New Year starts with giving the relatives a piece of my mind!

I'll put mistresses, bosses, enemies, and even chickens and ducks in their place!

Give me an object, and I'll use it to roast you into the heavens. I'll drive you up the wall, heh!

I'm the world's number one at roasting people!

Roasting people keeps you fit and makes you rich!

When I've got nothing to do, I roast people left and right, here and there.

I'll drive off the mistress and the wife alike!

I'll wake the world up and roast it till it cries!

There's nothing I can't do!

Hello! This is Roast Whoever You Want, taking requests online. Need me to help you roast someone?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.