Xuanhuan: Summoning the Three Realms

"Hi, everyone, my name is Li Yan!"

"That's right, I transmigrated to a fantasy world overflowing with spiritual energy!"

"Just a second ago, I activated the Three Realms Summoning System!"

"I can summon gods and demons from the Three Realms. Once I summon them, I'll be able to strut around like nobody matters."

"Xiaotian Dog, get him..."

"Woof!"

"God of Wealth, I'm a little short on cash lately!"

"My lord, one million spirit beads have arrived in your account. Sorry, I misread it: it's ten billion!"

"Matchmaker, I'm still single!"

"My lord, Chang'e and many other fairies are begging to go on a date with you. What do you say?"

"I'm a devoted man. Chang'e seems pretty nice. As for the others..."

"Understood, my lord. I'll arrange for Fairy Chang'e to come over first."

"No, no, no, bring them all!!!"

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.