Horror: Eat Ghosts to Become Stronger!

You ask me what ghosts smell like? The taste of fire ghost is similar to the flaming lava chocolate. It is mellow in the mouth and has a warmth that travels throughout the body, making people intoxicated. The taste of water ghost is much lighter. Have you ever tried water ghost cake? It is a bit like jelly and is best eaten with reggae. Soft entrance, thin throat! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.