I Went Against the Routine in Journey to the West

The real anti-routine should be that the pig's feet die suddenly after birth.

You have to show that you are not a monkey, that is the biggest counter-routine

The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What does a fall mean? Xiao Ming replied: You fell from upstairs. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is luck? Xiao Ming replied: There is a * pile downstairs. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is misfortune? Xiao Ming replied: There is a fork on the pile. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is hope? Xiao Ming replied: You did not fall on the fork. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is despair? Xiao Ming replied: You didn't fall on the pile either. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What does "thank you" mean? Xiao Ming replied: You fell into the water. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What does it mean to be finished? Xiao Ming replied: There is a shark in the water. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What does it mean to be lucky? Xiao Ming replied: The hunter shot the shark nearby. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is the end? Xiao Ming replied: The hunter shoots shotguns.

The entire Tang Dynasty was only 289 years old. Sun Houhou was born three hundred years later, and the Tang Dynasty was gone.

Are you sure the protagonist is familiar with the original "Journey to the West"? How come I didn't know there were saints in it? . . . . . .

I hope the author can make my idol, Monkey King, more iron-blooded. Journey to the West has suffered too much, so I hope the author can write it a little more passionately.

The Jade Emperor is the pinnacle of quasi-sages under the saints, not the peak of Da Luo. How can a weakling like Da Luo rule the heaven?

The first mission rewards invincible heel. If one is invincible at the same level, he can defeat countless others. Then the protagonist does not need to learn spells and magical powers. After all, spells are used for fighting. You are invincible at the same level. Whatever spell you want, you should find the fastest skill. Just keep going up. Spells and magical powers are useless, as long as you cultivate your realm.

This author, you are so fake. Even if you don't want to be born in the first place, will the saint keep you from getting into trouble? You really think too much. Even if nothing happens to you, the saint will force you to do something. You are so fake. Seriously, how strong do you think a system can be? There are so many people in this world, who knows which prehistoric time you went to? It's so fake? Haven't you read those high-end prehistoric novels? They are really too fake. And even if they are not high-end prehistoric novels, prehistoric one is one of the strongest worlds in hell and heaven. How could such a thing happen? Do you think those heavenly saints are pigs?

1. You can't force yourself to wash your eyes with soapy water 2. You can't count the hairs on your head 3. You can't stick your tongue out and breathe through your nose at the same time 4. You just secretly tried the third item 6. After you try the third item, you find that it is obviously OK. It just looks like a *?? 7. You're laughing now because you realize you've been fucked 8. You didn't read item 5 just now 9. You just went back and checked what the fifth item was. 10. You will use this paragraph to bully others.

As the title says, you have to go against the routine and devour the system directly. Or you have to issue a mission to ask you to be born in 300 years. If you were born in three days, then you will be born on the same day. Even if you go against both routines, your imagination is still not enough.

Is the Jade Emperor's cultivation level just like that of Luo Jinxian? Author, you are talking nonsense. The Jade Emperor has so many calamities in each life, and one calamity lasts so many years. Are you telling me that he is a great Luo Jinxian? After all, he is the boy of Dao Ancestor, at least he is at the pinnacle of quasi-sage.

It doesn't matter if there is one more monkey or one less monkey in Journey to the West. Tang Seng is the protagonist.

Forget it for others, but I really admire Xiao Nai's efforts. The protagonist is simply not as good as Xiao Nai. When I saw Bai Weiwei, I didn't want to watch anymore.

Or is it just the author's writing that makes people feel uncomfortable?

The setting of your novel is a bit clumsy.

... Emm? Why did I just open the book and give my thoughts on its release?

Judging from ancient novels. Journey to the West is just a trap set up by a few saints.

The Monkey King in the TV series should be taken seriously, but not in the original book.

Too old-fashioned, no funny atmosphere at all

The monkey did not attack the Lingxiao Palace at first, but seemed to be stopped by a small god on the side. At that time, the Jade Emperor also said to summon the Tathagata, and the Tathagata also called the Jade Emperor the Great Heavenly Lord. Tang Seng didn't really want to learn the scriptures at first, but the thief Wukong killed at the beginning was Tang Seng's six roots, and their names were eyes, ears, and throat. From the original text.

Does the author have any misunderstanding about invincibility at the same level? Invincibility at the same level means invincibility in one-on-one combat at the same level. One against three is as good as the sky. He also said that Journey to the West is different from fantasy and cannot cross levels. However, you, the invincible at the same level, can defeat no matter how many people of the same level you have. Are you crazy? If there are too many ants, you can kill an elephant. What's more, it's just countless smaller elephants fighting one elephant. Please be smarter. Also, Hongjun is not in the same realm as those saints. He represents the way of heaven. If Hongjun could only hit two or three of them, Hongjun would have died long ago. Besides Hongjun, there are six saints. **Author

Does the Lingming Stone Monkey have no innate magical powers? A little confused

In fact, the stone on which Sun Wukong was born is not the Sky-Matching Stone. Since the founding of the world, every time he has been exposed to the innocent show of the earth and the beauty of the sun and the moon, he has been feeling it for a long time, so he has the meaning of spiritual wisdom. Immortal cells are cultivated within. One day it bursts open and lays a stone egg, as big as a ball. Seeing the wind, he turned into a stone monkey. If you don't believe it, you can read the original work yourself

The Golden Cudgel is too lousy, wouldn't it be nice to make a taller one?

One day in heaven and one year on earth. What you think is delaying time is actually a big deal in the eyes of gods and Buddhas.

Congratulations to the host for successfully countering the routine and awarding a quasi-sage experience card.

Well, just a reminder, this Guanyin is actually a male.

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Commentary on Chapter 5 of "Harry Potter and the Dragon Slayer" written by Di Moxing: Serious Nonsense.