The Rowdy Hero and the Adorably Soft Dragon

Ming Yu: Naluo, how many times have I told you? You need to be fiercer! How come you can't do anything right when it comes to pillaging and slaughter? Our performance is going to be at the bottom again!

Silver Dragon Naluo: Brother Ming Yu, Naluo doesn't want to see poor people crying. And you can't start by flirting with the summoner, smashing the noble's castle, and scaring the empress of the empire to tears!

Ming Yu: …

The Hero and the Dragon is actually a scripted job. They put on "friendly" performances in various worlds, all for a meager paycheck.

Hero Ming Yu checks his hero stats as part of his daily routine:

Hero Name: Ming Yu

Age: 21

Level: Lv. 99, totally made up

Title: No Smile

Class: Melee Mage

Hero Aura: Dream on! You don't have one!

Active Skills: Too many to list. Figure them out yourself.

Unique Bloodline Skill: Activate Absolute Defense. Attack power drops to 0.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.