Bet You Didn’t See That Coming: I’ve Got Cheats

Ji Chuan: My name is Ji Chuan. This is my second transmigration. I got by in the apocalypse last time and accidentally became a god.

But this time, I turned into a zombie.

Luckily, I know a thousand and one ways to cheat, so my life is safe for now.

Oh, right. I just had a run-in with the world's will and was badly injured.

A little girl took the chance to form a contract with me, so I beat her up.

Shougo Kurosaki: My name is Shougo Kurosaki. I'm a hidden big shot. Not long ago, I picked up a zombie. From what I can tell, he's a true god. Luckily, he hasn't realized it, so I hurriedly claimed to be his father's father.

Nia: My name is Nia. I'm a once-in-a-century genius magical girl. I just formed a contract with a big shot who looks really powerful, but not only did he beat me up, he also threatened to die rather than fight!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.