Urban: If I Don’t Spend Money, I’ll Die

After Lu Ye activates the Spend Money to Extend Your Life System:

"Spending money is so hard. I hate spending money."

"For every 100 yuan spent, your lifespan increases by one second."

Looking at the System's permanent passive ability, Lu Ye's eyelid twitched.

"I want to live one more day... or even become immortal!"

There are 86,400 seconds in a day, so to live one more day,

he'd have to spend 8,640,000 yuan!

There are over 31 million seconds in a year...

To live one more year, he'd have to spend over three billion yuan. To become immortal, he'd have to burn through money.

Lu Ye: I don't want to spend money. I'm not interested in money. I just want to live a few more years.

A friendly tip: This is a lighthearted, everyday comedy. If you want outrageous posturing and action that blasts into outer space, read with caution.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.