My Brother Is Seriously Amazing

Guys who read novels, are you all still single*?

Looking for a girlfriend? Let me teach you! In your spare time, pay more attention to the girls around you and help them out often.

One day,

a girl will say to you,

"You've helped me so much. How can I ever repay you?"

"Now here's the key part. Listen carefully and take notes."

"What she's really saying is: 'Words can't express my gratitude, so perhaps I can only offer myself to you.'"

At this point, you should show off the fine traditional virtues of helping others for pleasure, expecting nothing in return, and selflessly giving of yourself.

The correct response: "How about you call me Daddy? That'll do."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.