This Definitely Isn't an Online Game

Ashe, be a little more restrained. I really can't do that with you...

Caitlyn, what are you doing?! Let go of my undershirt...

Sona, I know you're fierce, incredibly fierce... Could you let me out of the Rift first?!

My name is Han Xueyuan. One day, I transmigrated to the Runeterra Continent and became the one and only king of all the human heroes on the continent!

Countless goddesses are plotting every which way to climb into my bed and make me theirs!

But the restrictions on my transmigration insist that I act like a gentleman! What am I supposed to do?!

That's right! It's time to show off my real skills and let them see what a king's fingers can do.

Sigh... Life is always full of surprises.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.