A hilarious monster-hunting story with a bit of a wild streak. Come on in, everyone!!!
Lin Hao encounters a demon in an old mansion, activates the Monster-Extermination System, and becomes possessed by the Living Buddha Ji Gong.
Rabbit demon: "It's terrifying! I'm a demon who makes pills, but Lin Hao's Leg-Stretching-Eye-Popping Pills nearly ate me alive!"
Fox demon: "Lin Hao isn't human. He actually managed to charm me!"
Snake demon: "Waaah! Lin Hao, give me back my snakeskin. You really can't make shoes out of that stuff! Why don't you go find a crocodile demon instead!"
Crocodile demon: "What the hell does that have to do with me!"
At an internet cafe, the five-player team sits together. The spider demon stares at the game League of Legends in front of her, on the verge of tears, then looks pitifully at Lin Hao behind her.
Lin Hao glares. "Get playing! If you can't win, I'll soak you in liquor!"
The spider demon glances miserably at her ten legs. "I don't have enough hands! Bro, why don't you catch a centipede demon?"
Centipede demon: "..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Doesn't a spider have eight legs?