No One Can Take My Physical Education Class

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph when they see it, but ugly people will turn a blind eye.

When the Chinese teacher turned around, he saw that the Yellow Crane Tower was vacant. The math teacher turned around and saw the axis of symmetry of the quadratic function. The English teacher turned around and added three grams of oil, sorry. When the chemistry teacher turned around, the carbon dioxide turned into gasoline. The physics teacher turned around and used a lever to pry the earth. When the biology teacher turned around, the test-tube baby swam in the water. When the geography teacher turned around, the large sections drifted randomly. When the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to push the shot put. When the labor teacher turned around, he broke into pieces of copper and iron to show off. When the political teacher turned around, Bush switched to selling soybean oil. When the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa also became romantic. When the physical education teacher turned around, basketball was canceled in the Olympics. As soon as the computer teacher turned around, all the students became Ah Q friends. When all the teachers turn around, the people of the world have no freedom

Take off from the three-point line and dunk, you are so awesome

Really, I don't mind if you make the protagonist a bit awesome, but you are exaggerating. Let's not talk about how far the three-point line is from the basket. Can you jump that far without losing height? Even Bruce Lee dare not say that he can dunk from beyond the three-point line. Why, are you the reincarnation of Li Yuanba? Golden-winged roc eagle? A wing directly smashes the backboard?

Please support the new book "Teacher, there is a ghost in the classroom"

The author wrote about Su Xiaoyu, who was beautiful, had never been with anyone, and had a good job. Now let's talk about the marriage conditions. Her parents asked for a house of 120,000 yuan and a car of 300,000 yuan. But Su Xiaoyu told the protagonist clearly and accurately that as long as a house of 60 square meters and a car of 100,000 yuan, the salary should not be too much, just enough to spend! Amelia Su's conditions are not excessive, right? In reality, if there was such a girl, most people would laugh out loud, right? Except for Gang Jing, because Xing Jing only complains! So here comes the question, why can such a girl with good conditions speak so loudly when the male protagonist has nothing? They didn't say they looked down on the male protagonist's career, it's just that the male protagonist couldn't meet the criteria for choosing a spouse. Why was the male protagonist so excited when he slapped the table? Looks very inferior! Is it Amelia Su's fault? Is it right to give the male protagonist free sex? Didn't the system come when we were talking about earning one million per month? To put it bluntly, such a person is really unworthy of a partner and lacks a beating from society!

When did the female gymnast students on the plane show off? Isn't it safe to be in the United States?

Some people say that I have poor experience, but I go up and slap them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade if I didn't know how to upgrade. Now I understand. Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, leave when you're done, and then say, this novel! !

Your title is my unfulfilled wish in this life

Is the pole dancing in the intro serious?

Why are you itching if you haven't played basketball? Why should you criticize it?

The first time I looked at my female classmate's private parts, I was very surprised. It was so dark and dirty, and even felt very erotic, especially because there were two pieces of wrinkled flesh, which were a bit dark and greasy. When she saw my surprised and frightened expression, she was also very shy and embarrassed, and said to me: Don't mind, this is also the first time I let a male classmate look at my private parts. I was nervous because I put too much soy sauce. Beef noodles are not like this.

Sports novels allow you to write romance novels, which is also a talent,**

I don't write this comment to offend the author, let's just say it first. It feels strange to start with football. I believe the author is a football lover, but I have to say that the most widely covered sport in middle schools in our country may be table tennis. After all, it is the national sport. Maybe more basketball in high school. Those who can have a football field in the school must be a football enthusiast or very powerful. So I feel weird

I rarely hope that this subject will not be like the previous ones

You know how to brag right from the beginning, who doesn't understand?

To be honest, my physical education class has never been taken up╮()╭ And every time, physical education class takes up the main class. There is nothing I can do about it╮()╭

Don't write about women, be honest and practical, use good systems, and cultivate talents.

I'm speechless. Why did it start like this? In the eyes of the protagonist, women are so important?

Commentary on Chapter 29: In this English class, we have physical education class, written by the villainous physical education teacher, "No One Can Steal My Physical Education Class."

Are 337 and 338 the same? Or did I see it wrong?