Offer Magic to a Wonderful Earth

Can't sleep? Try a Dreamland-brand pillow. Close your eyes, open them, and a whole day has passed. Not that I'd tell you it has a sleep-inducing rune inside.

Can't get your room clean? Try the Clean Guardian cloth. One quick wipe, and it's sparkling like new. Not that I'd tell you it has a cleaning spell inside.

Want to move as fast as the wind? Try a Gale-brand pair of sneakers. Warning: Do not wear them in competitions! Not that I'd tell you they have a speed spell inside.

Hair growth tonic? Easy. Nearsightedness? Easy.

Miss, if you need a beauty spell, please book an appointment and have your money ready. Thank you.

Watch me trade everyday household goods for a whole pile of magic in another world!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.