The Longing for Life is now on air.
He Ming joined the show as a regular guest and a standard straight man.
Zhang Zifeng: "Brother, don't always treat me as a buddy, okay? I'm obviously a girl." He Ming: "No, you are so cute, you must be a boy."
Ju Jingyi: "Brother, I haven't eaten all day and I'm so hungry." He Ming: "6666666"
Wu Xuanyi: "I had a high fever last night, 39.5 Degrees. It was so uncomfortable." He Ming: "Drink more hot water."
Yaya: "I dreamed about you last night." He Ming: "Oh, luckily I didn't dream about you."
Yang Tao: "Let's do something exciting together." He Ming: "Okay, Peace Elite.
…
He Ming: "I'll take you to play on my motorcycle later, okay?" "
Fatty: "When you say these words, can't you add a baby? I don't understand the style at all. "
He Ming: "...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
Soldier: Report to the chief, a female soldier was found ahead. . . . . Chief Yin: Brothers, polish your guns, load the bullets, and prepare to attack. Soldier: Report to the commander, the female soldiers have been forced up!? The commander: Brothers, go out to "attack"!!? The commander: First
Let the "artillery" soldiers take cover, and after finishing a chicken count, brothers go up! The plan is to capture 2 o'clock: cannon shooting for half an hour, gun shooting for half an hour, and hand-sharpening for half an hour. Soldier: Report that the slutty female soldier's pussy is too tight? I ejaculated.? Slut: Report the battle situation as soon as possible. Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step. . What to do. . .? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. . Soldier: Reporting to the police officer after an hour of hand-to-hand combat. At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a small number were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured, named Yang Wei. He just read the comments and did not reply.
I just don't understand why the male protagonists in Feilu who write such straight-male novels are like this. Is this because they have low emotional intelligence? They are so straight.
He Jiong is 74 years old, Longing 3 is 19 years old, 45 years old, and the protagonist is only 25 years old. Brothers who are twenty years apart? ? ?
Is this a straight man? I thought it was a mentally retarded driver?
The protagonist is not a straight man, but a fool
As a straight man, let me tell you, what you wrote is not a straight man, but a bullshit.
If you like this book, I say thank you; if you don't like it, don't curse!
Really don't curse!
Also, don't do that kind of thing where you don't forget to apologize to his female cousin before cursing someone and erecting a memorial arch! Weird!
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No random pacing is allowed in book reviews! No swearing!
It feels like I wrote it while watching the movie. There is no twists and turns, and there are many flaws. When did Gu Yi say that she was a mage in the first chapter? The protagonist blurts out that he wants to learn magic. The weird thing is that none of the three mages find it strange.
It's a shame, I personally don't like harems.
Are you really going to force yourself to be straight? Sometimes I really feel that it's embarrassing that the male protagonist can't speak without thinking, but the supporting characters have no brains.
After living for so long, I realized that straight men are like this. After learning, I will be able to refuse female classmates when they come to me in the future. My girlfriend will only affect my strength
Who is Star Tao? Yin Tao has heard of it
Author, you are lucky to be writing a novel. In reality, there are such straight people who would have been beaten to death long ago.
Author of sand sculpture, protagonist of sand sculpture, ** book
Outdoor variety shows cannot be broadcast live at all! Who are you giving your lens to? There are also some live broadcasts with jokes and the like that you can't do because you don't know when the jokes will happen.
This is steel**! Straight man? Worthy of your sister
Let's put it this way, this guy is either straight or a**
Straight men are straight men, don't confuse them with ***
Tetsuo, emmmmm, I thought it was Mo De's feelings.
I'm always shocked. Are you from UC?
After looking at a few pictures, I'm hooked! Personally, I am a man, but I also know a little bit about what it means to be a straight man. But seeing the way He Ming treats Zifeng, I feel that this is not a straight man, but a stupid person. Forgive my harsh tone. You insist on treating a little girl as a boy. I can be considered a straight man, but I won't be like this! Although it is a novel, this is really **! Dispersed.
Straight men and ** are two different levels, don't confuse them
This is the old Taiwanese translation of Pokémon Master... Similar to the difference between Pokémon, Pokémon, and Pokémon...
Comments on Chapter 32: Gluttony is prone to indigestion in "Eternal Life from Titanic" written by Nalan Bowen.
Commentary on Chapter 9 of "Complex View: I, Lao Mo, Racing All the Way" written by the fish seller Lao Mo, approaching Uncle Tai's company.
Soldier: Report to the chief, a female soldier was found ahead. . . . . Chief Yin: Brothers, polish your guns, load the bullets, and prepare to attack. Soldier: Report to the commander, the female soldiers have been forced up!? The commander: Brothers, go out to "attack"!!? The commander: First Let the "artillery" soldiers take cover, and after finishing a chicken count, brothers go up! The plan is to capture 2 o'clock: cannon shooting for half an hour, gun shooting for half an hour, and hand-sharpening for half an hour. Soldier: Report that the slutty female soldier's pussy is too tight? I ejaculated.? Slut: Report the battle situation as soon as possible. Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step. . What to do. . .? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. . Soldier: Reporting to the police officer after an hour of hand-to-hand combat. At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a small number were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured, named Yang Wei. He just read the comments and did not reply.
I just don't understand why the male protagonists in Feilu who write such straight-male novels are like this. Is this because they have low emotional intelligence? They are so straight.
He Jiong is 74 years old, Longing 3 is 19 years old, 45 years old, and the protagonist is only 25 years old. Brothers who are twenty years apart? ? ?
Is this a straight man? I thought it was a mentally retarded driver?
The protagonist is not a straight man, but a fool
As a straight man, let me tell you, what you wrote is not a straight man, but a bullshit.
If you like this book, I say thank you; if you don't like it, don't curse! Really don't curse! Also, don't do that kind of thing where you don't forget to apologize to his female cousin before cursing someone and erecting a memorial arch! Weird! == No random pacing is allowed in book reviews! No swearing!
It feels like I wrote it while watching the movie. There is no twists and turns, and there are many flaws. When did Gu Yi say that she was a mage in the first chapter? The protagonist blurts out that he wants to learn magic. The weird thing is that none of the three mages find it strange.
It's a shame, I personally don't like harems.
Are you really going to force yourself to be straight? Sometimes I really feel that it's embarrassing that the male protagonist can't speak without thinking, but the supporting characters have no brains.
After living for so long, I realized that straight men are like this. After learning, I will be able to refuse female classmates when they come to me in the future. My girlfriend will only affect my strength
Who is Star Tao? Yin Tao has heard of it
Author, you are lucky to be writing a novel. In reality, there are such straight people who would have been beaten to death long ago.
Author of sand sculpture, protagonist of sand sculpture, ** book
Outdoor variety shows cannot be broadcast live at all! Who are you giving your lens to? There are also some live broadcasts with jokes and the like that you can't do because you don't know when the jokes will happen.
This is steel**! Straight man? Worthy of your sister
Let's put it this way, this guy is either straight or a** Straight men are straight men, don't confuse them with ***
Tetsuo, emmmmm, I thought it was Mo De's feelings.
I'm always shocked. Are you from UC?
After looking at a few pictures, I'm hooked! Personally, I am a man, but I also know a little bit about what it means to be a straight man. But seeing the way He Ming treats Zifeng, I feel that this is not a straight man, but a stupid person. Forgive my harsh tone. You insist on treating a little girl as a boy. I can be considered a straight man, but I won't be like this! Although it is a novel, this is really **! Dispersed.
Straight men and ** are two different levels, don't confuse them
This is the old Taiwanese translation of Pokémon Master... Similar to the difference between Pokémon, Pokémon, and Pokémon...
Comments on Chapter 32: Gluttony is prone to indigestion in "Eternal Life from Titanic" written by Nalan Bowen.
Commentary on Chapter 9 of "Complex View: I, Lao Mo, Racing All the Way" written by the fish seller Lao Mo, approaching Uncle Tai's company.