Urban: I'm the Heavenly Master

What? Divine Fire Technique? It just works like a lighter?

What kind of Star System is this? I get punished just for cursing at you!

The peachwood sword Uncle Jiu no longer uses, an ashtray, a broken washbasin: they're all magical artifacts!

**Merit Ledger? Ten years' worth of cat poop? Old Wang's coffin nails?

Four-Eyed Vajra, divine beings of the heavens! Let all the monsters and demons of the eight directions return to dust! What little ghost dares make trouble here?

Tian Dalei roared, taking his ridiculous System with him to rid the world of demons and monsters.

Evil spirits, zombies, supernatural creatures, Hu Santainai!

Heavenly Masters who draw talismans and capture ghosts;

Adepts skilled in divination;

Feng shui masters who know the heavens above and the earth below, and are experts in geomancy;

Scholars skilled in the arts of Qimen Dunjia.

They're all in this book!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.