My Wish-Fulfillment Notebook Came True

Drunk Li Dingxin found a baffling wish notebook and, in his drunken state, hurriedly scribbled down four wishes.

The next day, they came true!

First wish: Never go bald. GET√.

Second wish: Have a romantic encounter with a celebrity surnamed Liu. Pending...

Third wish: An apartment in Puxi. GET√.

Fourth wish: ...

Once sober, Li Dingxin tried writing a line in huge letters in the notebook: Japan sinks???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.