White Dragon Horse, hooves heading west. My name is Tang Sanzang, and I protect my three disciples. The Journey to the West is no easy feat, and I have to protect my three disciples too!
What demons and monsters,
what beautiful women in painted disguises,
what mountains of knives and seas of fire,
what traps and schemes,
none of it can stop Master Sanzang's golden monk's staff...
Ever since Tang Zeng woke up one day as Tang Sanzang and activated the Disciple-Protection Maniac System, the whole Journey to the West took a wildly different turn.
Sha Wujing: Master, this is bad! The monster has captured Second Senior Brother!
Zhu Bajie: Master, this is bad! The monster has captured Great Senior Brother!
Sun Wukong: Master, Master! The monster has captured both Second and Third Junior Brothers!
Tang Zeng cried out in alarm: The monster wants to eat pork again? What, it wants to eat monkey brains too? Don't worry, disciples. Your master will come rescue you!
...A hilarious Journey to the West...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Author, I have a good idea. You can write your wife in it and give it to your apprentice. It's very good and fits your style. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng.
Who can explain what it means to send a girl a message?
Poisonous, poisonous, highly toxic, send female articles, **
As soon as your lyrics came out, I forgot all about them, original sung
Is this book good, brothers?
Um⊙?⊙! Guanyin seems to be a man??
Author, the book you wrote should go to the palace quickly. As soon as I see this book of yours, I will curse you to death in my heart.
This novel is really poisonous. It's a rare novel for women.
Take a look at the author. Will he adopt my opinion or delete this review directly?
Use kilograms to describe cultivation... This is simply the martial arts version of Journey to the West, too inferior.