“Hey, buddy, how about letting me out? I'll go kill that old fool Tathagata and kidnap Fairy Chang'e for you...” The monkey, clad in golden armor and standing atop auspicious clouds, wore a bitter expression.
“Little brother, if you let me out, I'll teach you the Nine-Turn Golden Body. It's an ancient cultivation art of my Wu clan!” A burly Wu clan elder, his upper body bare and muscles knotted, pleaded with him.
“Handsome, let your big sister out. I'll make sure you have a wonderful time, hehehe.” A certain fairy, clad in nothing but a thin blue robe, gazed at him with a flirtatious look.
“Ridiculous! I rule over the living beings of Heaven, Earth, and the Six Realms... Sir, please let me go! I'll serve you as an ox or a horse to repay your kindness!” The ancient demon god from the Primordial Era, wearing a feathered crown, trembled in fear.
A tall figure slowly passed through the prisons holding these humans, gods, and demons. “Quiet down. What are you all shouting for? Behave yourselves. You all know what to do if you want out, right?”
And so, a whole bunch of...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
