I Am Eternal and Indestructible

I've slept with countless beauties!

I've beaten up emperors from several dynasties!

I'm so wealthy that even I can't keep track of it all!

My power is so great that even I find it exasperating!

I've lost my goals in life and my way forward!

I've been invincible, gone mad, and slaughtered countless people!

I've been lonely, lonesome, and lost!

My story begins with eternal life and undying immortality!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.