I Really Am Sick

Synopsis:

"A couple of days ago, I got paralyzed on one side. I couldn't even get out of bed... A while back, I got hepatitis and lost dozens of pounds... Last week, I got cerebral palsy and could barely speak..."

"Get lost! Who do you think you're fooling? You're perfectly fine right now!"

"Hey, it's true! I'm really sick! Why does nobody believe me when I tell the truth? Next, I'm planning to get cancer..."

"How have you survived until now with so many illnesses?"

"Because I have a System..."

"Ding! Host exchanged a cold and received a cash reward of 700,000!"

"Ding! Host exchanged cerebral palsy and received a 1,000-square-meter villa!"

"Ding! Host exchanged lung cancer and received a 500-mu gold mountain!"

"Ding! Host exchanged erectile dysfunction and received a tenfold enhancement to his never-failing manhood!"

Have you ever seen a System like this? As long as you get sick, you can trade your illness for anything!

"Hey, young man! I..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.