One day, Hao Jian obtained the Landlord System and became the owner of a magical building.
The building had thirty-six guest rooms, each with its own magical space, and every room was occupied by an "unconventional" tenant.
System: "Host, you have to collect the rent!"
Hao Jian: "They're all a bunch of pitiful souls. I'm going to use my love to warm their wounded hearts!"
System: "Don't think I didn't notice you sleeping at the Nature Goddess's place last night, and nearly getting caught by the Elf Queen when you were up to no good with the Queen of Hell the night before..."
Hao Jian: "Well, well, System, learned to spy on me, have you?"
System: "What you two get up to is too painful to watch. Why the hell would I spy on you?"
Hao Jian: "If you weren't spying, why the hell are your eyes hurting?"
System: "...Enough with the nonsense. Are you going to collect their rent or not?"
Hao Jian: "I'd rather die than charge them rent. What are you going to do, bite my balls?"
System: "...I'm going to..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
