The Whole World Has Become My Simp

"Look, isn't that an Aston Martin One-77? And Lin Xun is the one sitting in it!"

"Oh my god, how is that possible? When did he get so rich? Didn't he always call himself a broke loser?"

"Cliches really do win people's hearts. So all this was his plan. Some people seem broke on the surface, but secretly drive luxury sports cars."

Li Xinya: "Lin Xun, can we be together?"

Lin Xun: "You're a good person!"

"Good grief, the world's most devoted simp just gave his goddess the 'you're a good person' line. That's a rare sight!"

After that, Lin Xun got a System and began his powerful comeback journey.

"You don't have to suck up to me like that... I've only got a few hundred million, a few buildings, and some toy cars that only fit two people..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.