As a Guy, I Refuse to Live Off a Woman

A beautiful young man faces a crowd of lovely girls and cries out resolutely, "I will absolutely never live off a woman!"

A certain empress: "Oh, really?"

A certain prince and princess: "Didn't we agree you'd be my crown princess?"

A certain young lady from the Ministry of War: "I was here first! Why are you all such shameless sluts?"

The handsome protagonist: "This is so hard for me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.