I have a jinxing mouth: good things never come true, but bad things do. Don't you dare mess with me, or I'll take you down with one word., Liu Yu!
"The richest man hit someone with his car and fled? Heh, his family will be bankrupt tomorrow!"
"That nouveau riche has been a cuckold for twenty years? Don't worry, he'll be divorced in three days!"
"The Research Department's latest invention was stolen, along with its most confidential files, and the whole city is under lockdown? Relax, the files they took are fake!"
"Someone's here to kill me? Don't make me laugh. Everyone who's tried to kill me has committed suicide."
One day, Liu Yu left a comment online.
A group of people below it shouted, "Big brother, please stop talking!"
This is the tale of an unlucky protagonist who turns his jinxing mouth into an unbeatable advantage and takes on the world.
A silly, hilarious romp. Stay or go as you please.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
I haven't saved my manuscript, but I still want to get good grades?
It's just that little, so short and weak!
One blood, two assholes, three mouths, four legs and five anuses, and by the way, the downstairs exploded