Weaving in Dark Gold

Unknown passerby: "I'd *** rather starve to death, be boiled alive by the heating in the north, and freeze to death in bed in the south than read this stupid * thing..." After reading it: "Hmm... It's got a little something going on."

Have you ever read a parody novel? A goofy story? A hilariously absurd fantasy? It's a real blast!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.