I Can Trade Anything

Are you always unpopular in everyday life? Could you use a little charm?

Are you always being bullied? Could you use a little strength?

Do you always seem a little slow-witted? Could you use a little intelligence?

Are you too sluggish in your day-to-day life? Could you use a little agility?

Are you sick? Won't live long? Losing your eyesight? Going deaf?

No problem. I can trade you anything you want!

The catch is, you have to pay a price in return!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.