Zhu Bajie's Rebirth I

What would happen if Zhu Bajie had read Journey to the West when he was reincarnated? What would happen if Lao Zhu obtained the world's top cultivation book, the Wordless Heavenly Book? Learn from experience? I will definitely go to eliminate the evil spirit. I also need to fight monsters and upgrade to accumulate merit. Kill two birds with one stone! Chang'e's beauty? Waiting for me, old pig, in vain! Miss Gao, snatch Tathagata's treasure for you and me! Sister Ruoshui, marry me! Sun Houhou, don't you just have a stick that can be big or small, but Old Pig has the Clear Sky Hammer, a magic weapon worth twenty-three hundred kilograms. I declare that you are my little brother from now on! From now on, I will be the main character in Journey to the West, picking up girls and learning Buddhist scriptures. I will also make a big fuss in the Paradise of Elysium. I will turn the Kunlun Mountains into darkness. Confucianism is awesome, so I still follow it! Traditional rebirth, untraditional destiny, beauties, here comes the old pig! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.