I Brag to the Entire Universe on Livestream

I joined the Bragging Guild's livestream by accident, never expecting that my boasts could actually come true.

What? My boasts have to be logical, or I can't cash them in?

What? They need to be funny and ridiculous, or get other people's approval?

Fine! I'll just write myself a logically sound, ridiculous script to boast about!

I boast a house into existence.

I boast a car into existence.

I boast a girlfriend into existence.

I boast a fortune worth billions into existence.

Here's one for you! There was once a rich second-generation kid who used to hit me. I boasted him to death in my livestream.

One more: I boasted all the way to the universe and made billions of streamers across the cosmos bow down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.