I'm a System Pig

Being human is exhausting. I'd rather be a pig! I get food and drink, don't have to work, and best of all, beautiful women look after me!

If you're jealous, don't think about eating me, okay? I'm a pig with a System, after all.

"Oink, oink, snort, snort..."

"Sleeping all day was exhausting!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully slacked off and earned 20 Ability Points!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.