Showbiz Superdad: From the Start, a Face Like My First Love

Didn't you mean daddy? Where is the baby?

Mixed race? So he's a foreign guy? It's almost certain that the author is a woman

Too drunk? Where did a 524 appear?

80 Years of marriage? Assuming a gringo gets married between 25 and 30 years old, he should be almost 110 years old. Tui.

It takes 3 months to get a woman pregnant (it seems like it takes two months to know you are pregnant, which means you will hit the target in one month, which means you have to spend the whole month in bed)

The male protagonist turned out to be a TM

Damn it, it's the critical moment.

Married 80 years? I got married at the age of 20 and am 100 years old in 1980. Are I still so healthy?

Tsk, it's not like the male protagonist can't afford the liquidated damages.