My Wife Is the Earth Goddess

An older bachelor gets drunk by the roadside and declares that he wants to marry the Earth Goddess.

To his surprise, the Earth Goddess actually appears!

"Dear, shall we consummate our marriage tonight?"

"...Can I take that back?"

"Get lost! I've been single for thousands of years, and finally someone wants to marry me! You think you can take it back? No chance!"

After the wedding night.

"I actually married an Earth Goddess?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.