Rebellious Son-In-Law

You want to go along, but I'm going backwards. Is it a shame to barge in the door upside down? You don't know how comfortable it is to be a good-for-nothing son-in-law who eats and waits for death. Wife's boudoir? I won't even go if you invite me. Practice hard? Sorry, I'm upgrading while I'm lying down. Except for the people who care, everyone else is... Well. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.