From the Start, I Triggered the Horse-Crossing Record

"System, can't you give me some normal record-breaking tasks?"

The protagonist roared at the sky, his face filled with anger.

If a record-breaking task is not completed within 24 hours, it will be automatically deleted. Once deleted, no new tasks will appear.

"..."

Ding! The Host has broken the record for the fastest-growing town. Reward: one wild dance party.

Ding! The Host has broken the national record for sitting on the toilet. Reward: one luxury public restroom.

Ding! The Host has broken the world record for insulting someone without using a single swear word in one breath. Reward: one Monopoly die.

"System, I take back what I said. Um... what other record-breaking tasks do you have? Bring them on. I may not have much going for me, but I'm tough as nails!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.