My Fellow Earthlings Help Me Dominate the World of Immortality

I have General Liu Shuigen, captain of the security team, who can kill the Sword Immortal. I worship Liu Neng, the secretary of Tianshi Village, who can defeat thousands of troops. I have the most precious treasure, Lao Ganma, who can create heaven and earth. Looking back at my journey to becoming a god, I see nothing but bones and internet bills. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.